#12 thing to do when you’re not drinking; plan the fall

I have often said that nothing good will come of people rising before noon on weekends. Drinkers know this, it’s why they drink-to kill their evil inner early riser. But us recently reformed non-drinkers, well, we’re about to enter a whole new world of evil.

I woke up at 7am yesterday and had nowhere to go, nothing to do. So I started thinking. Plotting. And by noon I’d made a pipe bomb.


About Vague McNondescript

I want to give up alcohol, and I will, I've done it before. But what do you do instead of drinking? And in Ireland of all places! I'm starting a list, here'tis; View all posts by Vague McNondescript

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