I have often said that nothing good will come of people rising before noon on weekends. Drinkers know this, it’s why they drink-to kill their evil inner early riser. But us recently reformed non-drinkers, well, we’re about to enter a whole new world of evil.
I woke up at 7am yesterday and had nowhere to go, nothing to do. So I started thinking. Plotting. And by noon I’d made a pipe bomb.