No you shut up! I’m right because you’re wrong, and I’ll tell you another thing, politics, religion, sport just SHUT UP!
Sobriety restricts one’s conversation to subjects with which one is actually familiar. One time, when I was in first year of college, I woke up hungover(stop the presses!). Not only that but I had somehow become president of the agricultural society in another University. I’ve lived in cities my whole life, how the hell did that happen? I’ll tell you how, drunken bullshit’s how!