#4 Thing to do when you’re not getting drunk; juggle

Because it’s impossible and you’ll look like a tosser if you ever, ever, try it drunk. Not that that stops the thousands of tossers who try it every year, and hurt themselves or their pints in the process. The only time which juggling should ever be undertaken is when one is stone cold sober, or in the circus. It’s much of a muchness.


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I want to give up alcohol, and I will, I've done it before. But what do you do instead of drinking? And in Ireland of all places! I'm starting a list, here'tis; View all posts by Vague McNondescript

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