Sex? No, your still drinking girlfriend is still asleep and/or still smells like last night’s kebab.
Porn? No, it’s first thing in the morning, you fucking deviant.
Start you’re own internet company and earn millions? Nah, you’ve only half an hour. Maybe we should just turn on the telly.
(five minutes later)
You’ve discovered the outer layer of hell; genuinely horrifying, but somewhat hypnotic.