We’ve written a book. You can buy it here.
It’s way funnier than this bullshit, and you’ll be subsidising my re-discovery of alcoholism. Yay!
We’ve written a book. You can buy it here.
It’s way funnier than this bullshit, and you’ll be subsidising my re-discovery of alcoholism. Yay!
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Landmark #30 and I think we’re getting back to what this blog is all about; boring practicalities. You simply will not make it to work, college or your dog’s funeral on time with a hangover. Much less so when you’re still twisted from the night before. Have you ever been waiting in the pub for your mates who started drinking in the flat? It’s infuriating. They never actually arrive.
Well folks, it’s been beautiful, and unless there’s a massive outpouring of love(with the genuine possibility of groupies) I think I’ll call it a day.
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If you’re living so clean that you could never offend anyone, it means you’ve gone too far. Now, I’m not saying you should go out and kick the next granny you see. On the contrary, start a Christian Rock Band. People will think you’re horrible, you probably will sound horrible, but you can stay nice.
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No whiskey dick, no problem. Added bonuses include knowing one another’s name, not falling asleep halfway through and being able to find all the ‘necessary equipment’.
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You’re in a unique position which you may never find yourself in ever again. Not only can you feel real pain, but you can tell the nice doctor how it really happened. Who knows, you may genuinely have slipped and fallen headlong into a vat of whipped cream and permanent marker ink which just happened to mould together into the shape of a penis ejaculating on your forehead. And you might genuinely cut your head open whilst playing an FAI sanctioned football match, at 5am, in a location you must keep secret for reasons of national security.
I’d believe you. Why wouldn’t they?
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Trying to get healthy eh? Why not become a vegan too, and take up yoga. Feck it, why not just live off a diet of your own farts?
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Well, obviously, because only a complete fucking moron would do anything else-right? Original caricature here, cartoon here.
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